The Funny Side of Life

A long time ago, it seems, I was in a darkened theatre, holding hands with another gay man. Back then, I was a horny youth, ever-ready for action, whenever, wherever... be it inside a darkened theatre, or the pee-smelling lobby, or in the rather fetid air of the men's room.

Years later today, as I sat inside another darkened theatre with my head on someone's shoulder, I realized something.

I had lost so many memories.

I remember bits where I sat with someone on a wet wall in the woods as I said goodbye and kissed him in the rain before I left the country for ever.

And I can't remember who it is.

I wept then, and dashed the tears with the back of my hand which was probably what caused my lens to slide up under my lid.

I didn't realize it for a couple of seconds. The movie was G.I. Joe and I thought it was some sort of special effect where everything's 50% gaussian blur and sharp at the same time.

Of course, then it started to hurt.

I don't know what I'd have looked like, but after a lot of gouging and cursing, it came out.

Later, now, in the evening, I've gotten a spectacular headache trying to remember who I'd kissed goodbye. I know I keep forgetting things because I want to try to move on, but I never thought things would be this permanent.

I guess that's what makes me a forgiving person then... because I forget.

But yeah, I guess I'll live in the now, and leave the memories for me to read on my journal.

People find a lot of comfort to yell from behind their face-veils and beards. Well, I for one, ignore people who wear these things.

I just extended that ban onto my blog. I am tired of having the obvious quoted to me over and over...

"Burn in hell SOB", "Warm pixels you know where to put your prick in.some dudes ass.you fucking gay SOB." and "You will Burn in hell.You people are such a fucking feggots.Keep some ones gay prick in your fucking mouth."

Hello... I obviously do. Sheesh. Now if I were to go around telling people, "Your beard is yuck!", "I would like it if you didn't stare at me from being the veil!", "Your clothes SMELL! GET AWAY!", I'm gonna get a lot of, let's just say, feedback.

Um.

But I don't bother, because even if I do, I'm not going to be able to change people who come up with diagrams to explain a new criteria for a new and paradoxical interpretation for God's word, which I thought was rather final.

The second link will direct you to a picture where it says on the lower right half, "Al-Maghraawee got poisioned and perished due to his intimate relations with Adnan Ar'oor and Ihyaa At-turaath thus, manifested Qutbiyyah"

Uh huh.

Ok you know what? I just don't get it. It's authentic... though I've not seen so many arrows and fumbling around trying to explain the Gulf and Afghan war... and a nucleus...

Even the prezzie's speech about the 1,000,000,000 bucks was less involuted.

So, anyway, I happen to see a page on www.minivannews.com regarding the spread of extremism after this new and supposedly better government came to power.

It says on the bottom, "Next article: Repercussions of Creating a Coalition with a Religious Party"

I can't wait for that one.